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Louella is morbid-minded. Thanks to her parents' (both physicians) daily discussions on hospital deaths over breakfast. Louella is a graphic design student, illustrator, creative writer and a one-time independent film director. She hates summer, 12 noon and dirty toilet bowls.

10 brilliant ways to piss people off

piss off


1. Ask people to prove everything they say.
(e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..."
"PROVE IT!")
2. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
3. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

5. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
6. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
7. Name your dog "Dog."
8. On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "Are we there yet?"
9. Recite Shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.



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1. May 13th 2008 @ 09:06. Jason King Says:
LOL - thanks for the laugh!!


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2. May 13th 2008 @ 10:53. Louella Suque Says:
You're welcome

Thanks for visiting


Movies and Life
3. May 13th 2008 @ 10:57. Tracy Says:
I love numbers 3 and 4 the most:

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

He he!!


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4. May 13th 2008 @ 11:10. Justicia Says:
Haha, thank you for those. I needed the laugh today! I loved the list!


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5. May 13th 2008 @ 13:55. Teknicolor Says:
What about naming your dog "DeeFer"?


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6. May 13th 2008 @ 17:25. Morgan Bell Says:
i hate it when people name their dog "dog", or their cat "puss" . . . can they really come up with nothing better? haha

great list!
7. May 14th 2008 @ 00:09. Damo Says:
I had a cat called cat once.
What is wrong with that?

Good list.


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8. May 14th 2008 @ 01:12. RubySoho Says:
6 and 8 are brilliant.

'Dog' is better than 'Spot'. Anything is better than 'Spot'...


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9. May 14th 2008 @ 03:44. samaritan Says:
Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.

My kids sometimes accidentally take the bookmark from my books and put it back in wherever. I'll be reading along for about five pages and suddenly think - wait I've read this. I hate to think how many times I've actually missed pages.

But I'm not sure how you staple pages in the middle of the page when you have an unnatural fear of staplers.


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10. May 14th 2008 @ 03:45. Lilla Says:
Hi Louella,

Another fun post!

I used to engage in # 2 activity often when in the corporate world.

Nowadays it's a lot of # 5 and 6 *chuckle*

Lilla ...


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11. May 14th 2008 @ 03:56. Clint Emry Says:
The picture is so funny.

I would add "dis-appreciative inquiry technique" to the list.


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12. May 14th 2008 @ 05:33. ChrisB Says:
bahahahaha!
I spilled tea on my lap!
Dog!
14. May 14th 2008 @ 12:13. Joseph R. Terrazzino Says:
BRILLIANT! LOL. So funny. So useful. Oh, you need to be our leader when the aliens return.

I'll be back.

Later!

15. May 14th 2008 @ 20:26. Alex9 Says:
I always had to ask if they like, " Fries with That ? " Love it, cute and a chuckle here and there. Thanks for the help with my blog, would like to KIT.


Alex


Noise Voyage
16. May 14th 2008 @ 23:32. Kdthestrange Says:
One of my favourites to do is when people tailgate you at night take a photo throuh the back windscreen on your cell phone with the flash on.

It really freaks them out.


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17. May 23rd 2008 @ 16:39. Whitney Says:
I'd have to say I like number 6 the best...

I've known many people name their cat Kitty.. It's personal choice what you name your pet... By the way, I have a dog named Spot- named him when I like like 5. No matter how unoriginal you may think the name is, how many people do you know with a dog named Spot? I have never met one person with a dog named Spot (besides myself), and I've spent YEARS working with animal shelters, pet stores, and dog training, all combined.

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