I survived Hiroshima and all I got was this lousy skirt
Examine the photo above.
If you think you're still fluttering about your neon-colored, Doreimon dreamscape of odd inventions, you are wrong. This is an actual, bizarre solution of the Japanese to alleviate their growing fear of crime (fanned by this sushi nation's sensationalist news media).
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this is a skirt invented by fashion designer Aya Tsukioka: The wearer fashions it as a plain skirt and should a Sake-drunk maniac stalks the poor miss, she could simply lift the flap on the front of the skirt, hold it up fully open, step to the side of the road and elude her attacker by disguising herself as a soda vending machine. Atsu-jan!!!!
Akachibarachi!!!
